Tekad gue hari ini adalah gue harus mulai usaha nulis lagi. Mau nulis di blog aja rasanya males banget. Males mikir, males ngetik, males riset kalo ada hal yg musti diriset, males kalo ada anak kantor yang ngintip kalo gue lagi nge-blog, males semua-muanya deh.
Pas lagi di jalan ato sibuk, tau2 nongol aja tu inspirasi. Ada aja yang pengen ditulis. Begitu ada waktu buat nulis, udah standby di depan macbook, eh lupa semua apa yang mau ditulis. Jadinya malah nyampah gak jelas kayak gini nih. Kamfredd... :(
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
An Opportunity Came and Used ;)
The maid resigned. Peeps in my house were pissed off. Come on, it's not like you were underpaid or badly enslaved. Pffftt, maids! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Ah well, at least with her gone, I got this morning totally alone at home. Dad, mom, and Bangbag were already gone to their respective destinations, and I was still waiting for Crewcut to come and pick me up. Half an hour of solitude. I miss being totally alone at home like this. But 30 minutes would never be enough, and knowing I would have to get my ass to work did not help either. That's when the brain blinked and winked at me. :p
I texted Crewcut to tell him to go straight into the house when he arrived on the pretext of using the toilet should anyone asked. Anyone such as the security guys and the neighbours. Not long after I texted him, he arrived and went straight in. I guess he knew instantly what my intention was. He already got his cues from the non-existent car in the garage that no one but me were at home. He knocked at my door and I opened it, wearing my robe. Err, okay, I guess I shouldn't bore you with details, yeah? After all, you'd know what happened after I opened that door. You should... :p
All crankiness gone! So yeah, it was an opportunity that came and used. ;)
Ah well, at least with her gone, I got this morning totally alone at home. Dad, mom, and Bangbag were already gone to their respective destinations, and I was still waiting for Crewcut to come and pick me up. Half an hour of solitude. I miss being totally alone at home like this. But 30 minutes would never be enough, and knowing I would have to get my ass to work did not help either. That's when the brain blinked and winked at me. :p
I texted Crewcut to tell him to go straight into the house when he arrived on the pretext of using the toilet should anyone asked. Anyone such as the security guys and the neighbours. Not long after I texted him, he arrived and went straight in. I guess he knew instantly what my intention was. He already got his cues from the non-existent car in the garage that no one but me were at home. He knocked at my door and I opened it, wearing my robe. Err, okay, I guess I shouldn't bore you with details, yeah? After all, you'd know what happened after I opened that door. You should... :p
All crankiness gone! So yeah, it was an opportunity that came and used. ;)
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Incompatible BB-Blogspot
Entah kenapa, udah beberapa hari terakhir ini gue mengalami kesulitan ngeblog dari BlackBerry gue. Padahal lagi mood nulis, eh alatnya gak mendukung. Kan gue gak selalu berada dekat laptop ato PC. Pas lagi di taxi ato lagi duduk di Starbucks, trus pengen nulis, eh gagal maning. Bete. Dan begitu udah nangkring di depan monitor laptop, langsung mati ide lagi. Moodnya ilang, idenya ilang, dan kalaupun jadi nulis ya hasilnya nyampah kayak gini.
Damn...
What is it with you, Blogspot?
Damn...
What is it with you, Blogspot?
Monday, December 06, 2010
Question and Elaboration
Q: What do you write when you want to write but you don't know what to write?
A: Errr, none?
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A: Errr, none?
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Friday, December 03, 2010
My Own Good Friday
Thank You, Providence, for this overall good day. When everyone else were dissin n cussin traffic jams, rain, and everything else, I thankfully had fun.
For starter, I had a delightfully luscious moist carrot cake for breakfast. I'd say it's on par with the ones in New York bakeries or cakeries. Way to jump start my day, eh? :D And then, Crewcut picked me up for work, in the rain and all. There were jams, but we found a new alternative cutting road. No other motorbikes and cars alongside us. What usually takes 30 minutes, we made it in 10 minutes. Hahahaaa... Once again, thank God.
When we arrived at the office, I made coffee and we had our morning rituals of chatting and joking in the pantry. Before we knew it, it was already 11 am. Unproductive but fun morning. :p We ordered lunch of nasi warteg. Joe, our office boy chose the menu for me. It was oseng taoge, telur ceplok, and balado terong. Anjrit, enak gila!! After lunch, we chatted again. And again, time flew away. When I went back to my desk, it was already 3 pm. What an unproductive but fun afternoon. ;)
I harvested my crops in Farmville, hunting my friends profiles for extra stuffs in FV, etc etc, which took me almost 2 hours. I had an appointment of early dinner at 5 with one of our vendor. But since it was raining cats and dogs, we had to postpone until the rain subsided. It's only for 1,5 hours though. After the rain stopped, we went to this all you can eat resto in the south. It's a treat, and we had so much fun. We chatted, the four of us, about everything. About our past project together, work, even broadcast world and stuffs. Between me and them, we probably all had 11 rounds. That's how hungry they were. Well, not me. Trying to watch my intake and all. :p
When it's all done, I took a ride with Dan and he dropped me off at PIM. The mall was about to close for the night, but not until I bought my new Starbucks tumbler and satisfy my caffeine craving. Seeing how awful the queue was at the taxi stand, I decided to walk out the mall and catch a taxi there, to no avail. Meanwhile, I took a peek and saw the queue was getting even worse. So, I decided to cross the sky bridge and try to get a taxi home from the mall across the street. Almost equally awful queue, but there's a premium taxi waiting for new passengers. Only one taxi, and the other people seemed oblivious. I thought, what the heck, and decided to take that taxi. Costed me more than twice, but it was all worthed it. Luxurious car, sipping my Starbucks peppermint moccha from the new tumbler, listening to jazzy music from my BB playlist. I almost wished for traffic jams so I could enjoy my ride home. Hahahaaa... I'm just that whacko sometimes. :p
Well, then. I'm off to bed now. Have a nice weekend, peeps.
For starter, I had a delightfully luscious moist carrot cake for breakfast. I'd say it's on par with the ones in New York bakeries or cakeries. Way to jump start my day, eh? :D And then, Crewcut picked me up for work, in the rain and all. There were jams, but we found a new alternative cutting road. No other motorbikes and cars alongside us. What usually takes 30 minutes, we made it in 10 minutes. Hahahaaa... Once again, thank God.
When we arrived at the office, I made coffee and we had our morning rituals of chatting and joking in the pantry. Before we knew it, it was already 11 am. Unproductive but fun morning. :p We ordered lunch of nasi warteg. Joe, our office boy chose the menu for me. It was oseng taoge, telur ceplok, and balado terong. Anjrit, enak gila!! After lunch, we chatted again. And again, time flew away. When I went back to my desk, it was already 3 pm. What an unproductive but fun afternoon. ;)
I harvested my crops in Farmville, hunting my friends profiles for extra stuffs in FV, etc etc, which took me almost 2 hours. I had an appointment of early dinner at 5 with one of our vendor. But since it was raining cats and dogs, we had to postpone until the rain subsided. It's only for 1,5 hours though. After the rain stopped, we went to this all you can eat resto in the south. It's a treat, and we had so much fun. We chatted, the four of us, about everything. About our past project together, work, even broadcast world and stuffs. Between me and them, we probably all had 11 rounds. That's how hungry they were. Well, not me. Trying to watch my intake and all. :p
When it's all done, I took a ride with Dan and he dropped me off at PIM. The mall was about to close for the night, but not until I bought my new Starbucks tumbler and satisfy my caffeine craving. Seeing how awful the queue was at the taxi stand, I decided to walk out the mall and catch a taxi there, to no avail. Meanwhile, I took a peek and saw the queue was getting even worse. So, I decided to cross the sky bridge and try to get a taxi home from the mall across the street. Almost equally awful queue, but there's a premium taxi waiting for new passengers. Only one taxi, and the other people seemed oblivious. I thought, what the heck, and decided to take that taxi. Costed me more than twice, but it was all worthed it. Luxurious car, sipping my Starbucks peppermint moccha from the new tumbler, listening to jazzy music from my BB playlist. I almost wished for traffic jams so I could enjoy my ride home. Hahahaaa... I'm just that whacko sometimes. :p
Well, then. I'm off to bed now. Have a nice weekend, peeps.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Doyok's Story
Temen kantor gue, si Doyok, itu kadang2 emang aneh. Selalu kesel sama istrinya, sering ngedumel tentang si Hani di depan temen2 di kantor. Kadang gue suka ketawa geli dengernya, tapi sering juga risih sendiri. Masalah rumah tangga kok ya dikoar di muka umum gitu, bukannya disimpen di rumah aja? Kan sama aja buka aib sendiri.
Jadi masalahnya tu lebih kurang begini. Sebelum nikah sama Hani, si Doyok udah pernah nikah, tapi terus cerai. Penyebabnya gue gak tau deh, tau kalo dia pernah nikah sebelumnya juga dari cerita anak2 pas gak ada dia. Hehe. Nah, Doyok n Hani sempet kerja sekantor dan disitulah mereka kenal. Saat itu, status Doyok adalah pacar sahabatnya Hani. Tiap hari mereka pulang bertiga. Dan Hani selalu dianter terakhir karena rumahnya lebih dekat ke rumahnya Doyok. Hahahahaaa, lama2 jadi kayak sinetron. :p
Kalo menurut pengakuan Doyok sih dia putus sama sahabatnya Hani bukan karena ada orang ketiga. Lama setelah mereka putus baru Doyok jadian sama Hani. Eh, ngapain juga gue nyeritain awal hubungan mereka ya? Twew.
Anyways, kita fast forward aja ya. Di awal pernikahan mereka, semua baik2 aja. Tapi beberapa bulan setelah itu, mulailah muncul masalah. Hani selalu mencari alasan nolak kalo Doyok ngajak ML. Jelas aja Doyok bingung. Dari ngebujuk, ngerayu, sampe marah dll semua udah dilakukan, tapi selalu mentah. Dia sampe nanya ke ortunya Hani ada apa sebenernya dengan anak mereka. Pertanyaan yang mereka sendiri pun gak punya jawabannya.
Kalo gue ngulik2 ke Doyok, gue berasumsi bahwa Hani punya trauma, entah dengan hubungan ortunya yg ternyata kurang harmonis (tapi masa iya sampe segitunya?) atau dia mengalami pelecehan seksual setelah menikah sama Doyok (lebih masuk akal tapi dia malah ngamuk2 kalo Doyok nanya). Pokoknya udah bertahun2 dan Doyok yang malang tetep belum tau kenapa istrinya sendiri menolak untuk disentuh. Bertahun2, cuys. Kesian banget deh temen gue ini. :(
Gue pernah nanya, kenapa gak dicerai aja. Secara gak ada yang nyalahin juga kalo misalnya Doyok ninggalin dia, kan salah satu kewajiban istri adalah melayani suami. Tapi Doyok bilang konsekuensi pernikahannya ya begini, dia merasa masih sanggup, dan sebenernya emang sayang sama Hani biarpun berantem terus. Salut juga sih gue. Hahahaa. Gue nanya lagi, kira2 sampe kapan dia bakal tahan. Sampe umur 70 tahun gak ML sama sekali gitu? Dia diem aja. Malah jadi bengong. Weks.
Dan hal yang ironis, mereka berdua suka anak kecil, bilangnya selalu pengen banget punya anak. Bok, lo musti ngempret baru bisa hamil n punya anak. Cerita bayi dibawain sama burung bangau itu cuma bohongan. Ckckckk... Kalo pas bagian ini gue mau nyela juga udah males deh.
Nah, mereka berdua ini suka berantem di telepon. Doyok sampe teriak2 gitu. Cuek banget deh, padahal ada gue n Boti yang seruangan sama dia. Pernah suatu kali gue, Doyok, n Cucun pergi nyari materi buat event. Doyok milih nunggu di mobil sementara gue n Cucun ke Gramedia. Pas balik ke mobil, dari jarak 2 meter aja kita bisa denger dia teriak2 di mobil. Pas masuk mobil, dia lagi maki2 Hani bilang taik, setan, dll. Trus hapenya dilempar ke dashboard sambil terus ngomel2 sendiri. Cucun nanya dia marah2 sama siapa. Jawabnya, 'biasa, bini gue.' Dueeeng, berantem kasar gitu mbok ya jangan di depan orang lain. Udahin dulu teleponnya, ato permisi dulu keluar kalo mau terus berantem. Fiuuuhhh...
Kadang gue kasihan, kadang gue kesel sendiri. Terus, ngapain juga gue ceritain masalah rumah tangga orang lain ya? Untung aja semua orang yg gue sebut di blog ini gue kasih nama samaran. Kalo gak, abislah gue. :p
Jadi masalahnya tu lebih kurang begini. Sebelum nikah sama Hani, si Doyok udah pernah nikah, tapi terus cerai. Penyebabnya gue gak tau deh, tau kalo dia pernah nikah sebelumnya juga dari cerita anak2 pas gak ada dia. Hehe. Nah, Doyok n Hani sempet kerja sekantor dan disitulah mereka kenal. Saat itu, status Doyok adalah pacar sahabatnya Hani. Tiap hari mereka pulang bertiga. Dan Hani selalu dianter terakhir karena rumahnya lebih dekat ke rumahnya Doyok. Hahahahaaa, lama2 jadi kayak sinetron. :p
Kalo menurut pengakuan Doyok sih dia putus sama sahabatnya Hani bukan karena ada orang ketiga. Lama setelah mereka putus baru Doyok jadian sama Hani. Eh, ngapain juga gue nyeritain awal hubungan mereka ya? Twew.
Anyways, kita fast forward aja ya. Di awal pernikahan mereka, semua baik2 aja. Tapi beberapa bulan setelah itu, mulailah muncul masalah. Hani selalu mencari alasan nolak kalo Doyok ngajak ML. Jelas aja Doyok bingung. Dari ngebujuk, ngerayu, sampe marah dll semua udah dilakukan, tapi selalu mentah. Dia sampe nanya ke ortunya Hani ada apa sebenernya dengan anak mereka. Pertanyaan yang mereka sendiri pun gak punya jawabannya.
Kalo gue ngulik2 ke Doyok, gue berasumsi bahwa Hani punya trauma, entah dengan hubungan ortunya yg ternyata kurang harmonis (tapi masa iya sampe segitunya?) atau dia mengalami pelecehan seksual setelah menikah sama Doyok (lebih masuk akal tapi dia malah ngamuk2 kalo Doyok nanya). Pokoknya udah bertahun2 dan Doyok yang malang tetep belum tau kenapa istrinya sendiri menolak untuk disentuh. Bertahun2, cuys. Kesian banget deh temen gue ini. :(
Gue pernah nanya, kenapa gak dicerai aja. Secara gak ada yang nyalahin juga kalo misalnya Doyok ninggalin dia, kan salah satu kewajiban istri adalah melayani suami. Tapi Doyok bilang konsekuensi pernikahannya ya begini, dia merasa masih sanggup, dan sebenernya emang sayang sama Hani biarpun berantem terus. Salut juga sih gue. Hahahaa. Gue nanya lagi, kira2 sampe kapan dia bakal tahan. Sampe umur 70 tahun gak ML sama sekali gitu? Dia diem aja. Malah jadi bengong. Weks.
Dan hal yang ironis, mereka berdua suka anak kecil, bilangnya selalu pengen banget punya anak. Bok, lo musti ngempret baru bisa hamil n punya anak. Cerita bayi dibawain sama burung bangau itu cuma bohongan. Ckckckk... Kalo pas bagian ini gue mau nyela juga udah males deh.
Nah, mereka berdua ini suka berantem di telepon. Doyok sampe teriak2 gitu. Cuek banget deh, padahal ada gue n Boti yang seruangan sama dia. Pernah suatu kali gue, Doyok, n Cucun pergi nyari materi buat event. Doyok milih nunggu di mobil sementara gue n Cucun ke Gramedia. Pas balik ke mobil, dari jarak 2 meter aja kita bisa denger dia teriak2 di mobil. Pas masuk mobil, dia lagi maki2 Hani bilang taik, setan, dll. Trus hapenya dilempar ke dashboard sambil terus ngomel2 sendiri. Cucun nanya dia marah2 sama siapa. Jawabnya, 'biasa, bini gue.' Dueeeng, berantem kasar gitu mbok ya jangan di depan orang lain. Udahin dulu teleponnya, ato permisi dulu keluar kalo mau terus berantem. Fiuuuhhh...
Kadang gue kasihan, kadang gue kesel sendiri. Terus, ngapain juga gue ceritain masalah rumah tangga orang lain ya? Untung aja semua orang yg gue sebut di blog ini gue kasih nama samaran. Kalo gak, abislah gue. :p
11302010, 07:53 pm
Entah kenapa hari ini rasanya aneh. Badan gue kedinginan terus dari kemarin. Terus hari ini moodnya rada bluish gitu. :(
I'm either PMS-ing, or just fell into my blue moods. Damn...
Definitely need something to perk my ultimately boring life up. Hey, shaggable guys, where the hell are you??
I'm either PMS-ing, or just fell into my blue moods. Damn...
Definitely need something to perk my ultimately boring life up. Hey, shaggable guys, where the hell are you??
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