Bengal's If-Onlys

Sometimes, no, most of the time I wish I could make Menik permanently pissed. Hihihiy. It's sometimes too easy to prank her, with a little help from Kucil, of course. Especially at times like this. Yo Menik, stop being too uptight. You said you are easy going. Hell, no! You're still letting Duypret playing havoc with your mind. Chill out, cuy. Do as you said you would. Open your heart to other guys. Guys are great! I love guys! Qiqiqiqiqi...

Until now, I still haven't had any plan for new year's eve. Any suggestions? Menik keeps saying that she's going to semedi and tirakat at her boarding place. Meanwhile, Kucil hasn't made any suggestion either. I want to spend old & new with my best friends. But I don't know. I guess they have other plans. Maybe I should just stay at home and sleep. *Hueeeek!*

At the moment, I have lots of 'if onlys':

• If only hotel room rates are affordable and could still get a booking for new year's eve.
• If only there's no traffic jam on NYE.
• If only my 3 best friends can make it with me. All together.
• If only Menik would eat sushi and sashimi.
• If only there's no such thing as sweet chili sauce. *Yaikss!*
• If only I could drive. At least I could cruise the highway alone if those 3 gengges women couldn't get together for NYE.
• If only Menik would be able to banish Duypret from her mind and live normally.
• If only there's always cheesecake in my fridge.
• If only every warung roti bakar made hot black coffee as Starbucks do.
• If only I have my own Milo machine at home.
• If only I had my Starbucks agenda by now.
• If only Clive Owen would convert to Islam and propose to me. *No offense. I just want him so badly. Sigh*
• If only I have a wide selection of sexy hunks in my room.
• If only I lived in Bali.
• If only I could live in Toscano instead.
• And if only I didn't ramble so much about these 'if-onlys'.

I digress. Menik, Kucil, Mama... Discuss what are we to do on New Year's Eve. As long as it doesn't involve work, I'm in. Uh, maybe I shouldn't say that just now. *Knock on wood*.